Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for.
- being late
- things i said five minutes ago
- things i said five years ago
- people touching me
- being around a ton of people
- being yelled at
- wondering if people are talking about me
- every action i do
- and just about everything else
This actually makes sense
your move america
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
this is too 1984 to be real
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
happy international womens day!!!!! some ladies dancin’!!!!